#dia is a sweet lil bean

[ask-court-of-darkness]

Dia, can I come with you into the woods and look for Mushrooms with you? I also am looking for cool rocks and bones can you help look with me? Please.

-Harmony

Hmph… I suppose you can come with me just this once. No touching anything, mind you, because you’re the sort to touch something you oughtn’t.

I’ll meet you at the front gates after lunch tomorrow. Don’t be late.

[an0det0l0ve]

Hiiiiiii babyyy! Lil puta of mine :3 I wish you the happiest of birthdays and I hope you know that today you are going to be spoiled rotten, just like you deserve! You are my favorite little bean and my best friend and SO MUCH MORE! Also, just to celebrate your birthday and bless your vision, I have decided to stay naked all day long, heheh.

Enjoy your special day, my love!

TE AMOOO

Happy birthday, Vincent! I’m very happy you and Casper found eachother because its clear you bring a lot of joy to his life and I appreciate you and your sweetness and you make the world a more welcoming place.

- Luca

¡Feliz cumpleaños Vin! 🎂✨

Pequeño bebé ( Si, eres un bebé)

Otro año dando la vuelta al sol, un año más siendo un solecito para todos los que te queremos.

Mi deseo para ti, en este tu cumpleaños es que continúes con esa felicidad, carisma, alegría que tienes y se te multiplique por mil.

Que tú bella sonrisa no se apague por nada ni por nadie, te mereces lo mejor de la vida siempre.

Otro añito más de tu vida que festejamos juntos, eso me alegra enormemente, estar en un buenos y malos momentos así como tú has estado para mí.

Otro año para lanzarte kilos de confeti y llenar tu casa de globos 🤭

Otro año más... Que te digo ¡Feliz cumpleaños mi hermanito! 💖💖💖

- Jodie

Happiest birthday to my husband in law. I wish you nothing but the best you little burrito and even more marvellous years with our pain in the ass of a husband

Still praying for our awaited trio, smooches

- Erik (he specifically asked me to add this pic)

HAPPY BIRTHDAYYYY VINCENT!! We both know you are the funny one in this marriage.

- Paris

Buenos dias senorito, alma de bombom y cabeza de burro. Me alegra averte conocido por Cas y as sido bueno amigo y buena influencia en mi vida. Nos falta tomarnos esos shots pero ahora tengo dudas porque capas que le den infarto al viejito. Mucho Amor, Alessandro

- Alessandro

"Whatever you do in this life is not legendary unless your friends are there to see it." And with this beautiful quote from Barney, I want to wish you a happy birthday, Vincent. It is a very special day for you and for us your friends. I wish you all the best in the world and have a birthday full of joy. Happy Birthday!

- Alice Whitethorn

¡HAPPY BIRTHDAY VINNY! Let’s play ludo soon, adore youUu¡!¡!¡!

- Jewel

Happy birthday vincy!! I wish you all the best 🩶 I’d like to talk to you more and get to know you better.

- Timothy Mcfly

[spicytrashthe1st]

When the Obey Me boys use the title of "Master"

Lucifer

Most of the time he uses it to be a bitch. Like you'll ask him to do something and he'll be like "of course, Master" or "if that would please you, Master."

Other times, if you're lucky and u fuck him hard enough itll slip past his lips either in a whine or a plea.

Mammon

Okay tbh u gotta force it outta him. Like when u ordered him to use ur name sort of situation. Dont get me wrong, baby boy loves to refer to u as Master, loves feelin owned by u, he just needs a lil push is all.

Leviathan

It slips out. Is he embarrassed, yes, will u take advantage of his flustered state, also yes.

If hes sleep deprived n u carry him to bed itll slip out n if ur lucky he'll snuggle into u.

Satan

Uses it as a joke but loves to scream it, and loves when u make him scream it.

Maybe will use it during soft times, like when hes curled up in ur lap reading.

Asmodeus

Constantly uses it to tease u. He'll do the whole fluttering eyelashes n innocently bashful look at u too.

Beel

It slips out most of the time like when u give him snacks.

Belphegor

Brat only uses it when he wants something. Like at cat, iv fed u, cuddled u, given u love n attention, why are u screamin at me?

Sometimes sleeps w his ass in the air, wakin up for a moment to wiggle it at u before moaning out "Master, i need u."

Diavolo

Gotta be honest, i considered change this mans status from baby boy to brat thinkin about this. I still might change it bc Dia is a cheeky lil bitch most of if not all of the time, will this reflect in ur pact? absolutely.

He'll use it in public spaces, like when u have a student counsel meetin he'll be like "and what do you like, Master?" Or "could u pass me a pen, Master?". Lucifer has to leave the room at one point which gets a laugh outta everyone.

Otherwise he'll use it in soft uwu times, like when he's resting on ur chest n ur threading ur fingers through his hair. He's happy to have found someone who loves n looks after him.

Barbatos

Uses it all the fuckin time, and whats frustrating is that he does so bc its ur title, however, theres always that twinkle in his eyes when he does so. Bastard.

Simeon

Sweet bean. Ray of sunshine. Uses ur title when he's bein mischievous and/or a little shit. Does shit like bites his bottom lip, places a hand under his chin n looks up at u w those big eyes. Epitome of Britney Spears Oops I Did It Again and u love every second of it.

Solomon

Colossal prick. How u managed to get into a pack w him is a mystery to all. Will he use it to his advantage? yes. Do u care? no not really. Another cat be to be sure.

[lunarmessenger]

So we know that mysme is korean.. I was wondering if you could do the RFA+ Saeran reacting to MC being latina🙈

Please and thank you 😊💜

GIRL YES me being Latina too I’ve always wondered....what it would be like...if they had a lil bit of flavor....LMFAO but i gotchu girl - Luna xx (P.S. I may make MC lean towards the hispanic side a little more because I’m hispanic LMAO) 

translations will be down underneath all the headcanons for my non spanish speaking readers!

warnings: none! just some cuteness

RFA, V + Saeran Reacting to Latina!MC

Zen

• He was already so excited to finally meet and see you in person and it doubles when he finds out that you’re not from Korea/Korean

• “MC oh wow...you’re gorgeous I—”

• Is a lot more flustered than he intended to be

• Takes this opportunity to really broaden his knowledge on other cultures!

• He absolutely swoons when he wakes up one morning to see you cooking breakfast, the smell of eggs and jalapeño’s enticing him out of bed

• But then he’s also furrowing his brows because what kind of music is that???

• That’s when he sees you; wearing his shirt and side stepping by the stove, hips moving effortlessly as you hum along to the tune of the song

• He kept quiet, not wanting to disturb you as you continued to sway, swinging the spatula around as you quietly sang

• “No, no es amor, lo que tú sientes se llama obsesión*,” He would’ve passed out right then and there if he knew it wouldn’t freak you out; he’d never heard you speak spanish before, let alone sing it

• He wrapped his arms around you from behind, trying to sway his hips with you as you leaned forward to turn off the heat

• “MC, promise me that you’ll teach me how to move like that.” He whispers in your ear, causing you to giggle

• “And please speak Spanish more often.”

Yoosung

• He’s surprised but not in a bad way obviously

• You didn’t really have an accent when you spoke over the phone, so he never really suspected that you wouldn’t be Korean

• “You’re so pretty MC!”

• Begs you to teach him your favorite dishes from your culture and childhood

• “How about tamales? Winter is coming soon so it’d be something nice for us to bulk make for dinner and breakfast!” 

• He’s already foaming at the mouth at the idea of getting to cook with you, especially a dish that he’s never even had before

• The two of you spend all day making the masa and filling, ranging from refried beans, chicken, and beef

• “Oh Yoosung we’ve made so many; should I ask everyone in the RFA if they’ll want some—”

• “No!” He yelled a little too quickly, making you stop reaching for your phone as you furrowed your brows with a smile

• “Why not?” He was blushing now, not meeting your eyes as he finished folding the last corn husk and placing it into the steamer

• “Because we made them together. I want them just to be ours, MC.” You grinned, placing a soft kiss to his forehead before nodding in agreement

• “Sure, mi amor*. We’ll keep these to ourselves.”

• He definitely blushed a deeper red after hearing you call him that in Spanish

Jaehee

• It didn’t really bother her that you weren’t Korean and she was actually quite excited

• Especially since you’d both be opening the bakery soon; she would love to introduce some non-traditional items to the local area

• “MC; if there are any sweets you would like to showcase in our bakery please feel free.”

• “Oh, actually! There are some that I think you might like!” You spent the entire day hunting for ingredients just so you could bake them for her so Jaehee could try them

• She was already enticed by the smell, her brows raising in curiosity as they finished baking and you poured the two of you some milk

• When you pulled them out of the oven she was excited to see the brown, bright pink, and white toppings on the bread, their patterns similar to a conch shell she’d seen on beaches before

• You excitedly plated them, placing them between you two at the dinner table and then gesturing for her to grab one

• “What are they?”

• “Conchas!* Dig in, honey!”

• She grabbed one, surprised at the soft feeling of the bread.

• At first she didn’t really know what to think? Or how to eat it? They were a little bigger than the pastries she was used to

• She sneakily watched you pull it apart with your fingers, alternating between putting the pieces in your mouth or dipping them straight into the milk

• She copied your movements, and as soon as she’d gotten the first taste her eyes widened in surprise

• “What do you think?” You asked in anticipation, hoping she loved them as much as you

• “We’ll put these on the menu immediately.” 

Jumin

• Like Jaehee, he isn’t really phased that you’re not Korean

• With the many business trips he’s had he’s pretty knowledgable with his Spanish

• But only when it’s spoken at a normal pace and not so...fast

• You were visiting him at his office, patiently waiting for him to finish a meeting with clients who’d happened to be from Mexico City

• He came out of the meeting speaking a bit of Spanish, the clients responding rather quickly

• You could tell he was struggling a bit with their finishing statement, so you decided to try and listen in

• Your brows furrowed as you realized that the last sentence spoken from the clients was directed towards each other, even though they were looking at Jumin

•What they said caused immediate rage; you stood up and speed walked over

• “Este tonto ni siquiera sabe que ya le hemos vendido nuestra empresa a su competidor. ¡Conseguiremos el doble de dinero!”*

• “Perdóneme*.” You immediately interjected, Jumin looking at you in surprise while you saw the client’s faces immediately pale as you hurriedly told Jumin what they were saying

• His eyes darkened as he immediately called security, having the clients escorted out of C&R

• “Thank you for catching that, MC. I will definitely have to bring you in to translate every once in a while, kitten.”

707

• Of course he already knows you’re Latina due to the background check he did

• But that didn’t make meeting you any less exciting, and when he finally gets to see you he’s practically vibrating in excitement

• He knows Spanish much like Jumin, but he’s way more advanced at it so you two sometimes held private conversations when people pissed you off

• This was the second party that the RFA was holding after you’d joined, and a guest had been extremely rude towards you

• Saeyoung was ready to interject but you signaled that you were fine, keeping a polite smile as the client finished their rant towards you before leaving the party early

• He was on his way to check on you as soon as the guest left, your smile immediately gone as you rolled your eyes and crossed your arms.

• “Maldito hijo de puta.”* You cursed, and immediately Saeyoung was doubled over in laughter while the RFA members looked at you two with curiosity

• You were blushing, insanely embarrassed that Saeyoung had heard you as you pouted

• “Stop it, it was not that funny!”

• “Oh it was hilarious, please do that again.”

• “Wait, what did she say?” Yoosung interjected

• “Don’t worry about it!” You snapped, leaving Saeyoung to chase after you as you grumpily walked away from embarrassment

• “MC please I’m so sorry I just omg it was so funny I’m sorry I swear.”

V

• He’s very much intrigued with you and your upbringing

• It was obvious that the longer you two were together, the more likely you were to mix cultural traditions and rituals.

• He got a taste of that for the first time since you two had gotten together

• One day he came home from a job overseas to see soft lighting coming from one of the spare rooms, his brows furrowing as he called for you

• “MC? Is everything alright?”

• “In here, V!”

• He followed the dim light to see that you’d set up a table filled with marigolds, a couple of pictures of your family members accompanying the table

• “What’s all of this?” He was breathless, taken by the absolute beauty of it that it took him a second to notice that you were setting up a third picture; his mother.

• “Well, seeing as tomorrow is the last day of October, I’ll be celebrating Dia de los Muertos* soon. I wanted to make sure that we keep the memory of your mother alive with my other family members. It’s what we do in my family.”

• You were a little embarrassed, that is, until V suddenly brought you into a tight hug, a warm kiss pressed to your lips before he pulled away

• “I think that’s a wonderful thing, MC. Thank you for thinking of my mother. I know she would have loved to meet you.”

• You beamed in response, leaning against him as you pressed a kiss to the photo of your grandparents.

• “I’m sure that my family that’s already passed is enjoying her company too.”

Saeran

• He had already seen something special in you, and being Latina in his eyes was just an added bonus

• You told him about your hometown and the delicious frozen treats you always looked forward too, and that made his ears perk up in curiosity

• “Do...do you think we could try to find something similar here, MC?”

• You of course obliged, the two of you searching endlessly online until you found a shop that was similar enough

• The two of you had made an entire day of it, holdings hands while walking into the shop

• His eyes were wide with awe, the different fruity flavors catching his attention as you casually spoke to the owner of the store in fluid Spanish

• “What would you like, honey?”

• He was slightly embarrassed that he didn’t know what he wanted, shrugging his shoulders before nervously answering

• “I guess whatever you’re having.”

• “A-Are you sure, Saeran? My taste is a little more traditional than you might like.”

• “Well now I definitely want to have what you’re having.” He smirked, taking it as a challenge while you sighed

• “Alright, but don’t blame me if you don’t like it.”

• Soon enough your treats were ready, Saeran staring at his portion with wide eyes while you happily took a scoop and placed it in your mouth

• It was mango flavored, with drizzles of red decorating the scoops; spicy flavored powder sitting on top.

• “Go on, try it baby.”

• He hesitated, but nonetheless tried it; grinning from the taste and immediately going for a second scoop

• “This is delicious, princess! ...What is it?”

• You laughed before explaining, “It’s mango flavored sorbet with chamoy and tajin on top. It’s my absolute favorite, I’m so glad they have it here!”

• The two of you sat inside the shop together, happily eating your spicy and sweet treats before going home together.

translations:

No, it is not love, what you feel is called obsession*

My love*

Conchas* A sweet bread with sugar toppings shaped like a seashell

This fool doesn't even know that we have already sold our company to his competitor. We will get double the money!* 

Excuse me.*

Fucking son of a bitch.*

Day of the Dead*

[eye-cri]

aaaa I just couldn’t resist wanting to do this! Alphabet hcs (Fluff/Sfw style~) 

I’m gonna do this for both Najlynn and Aidma!!! 

A is for Adventure: something they haven’t done but have always wanted to

Both: Travel around the world and experience different cultures and have pure wild adventures to get to see beautiful sights. And they’d also want to help those they see that are in need of help and put them in a good place.

B is for Butterflies: How they act when they’re nervous

Aidma: Fidgets a lot. Usually she’ll fidget with her hands and kind of shift in place. It seems to get on other people’s nerves though.... 

Najlynn: Her feet tap a lot on the floor and she’ll fidget her tongue in her mouth. Her eyes can’t seem to stay focused either. 

C is for Crush: what is it like when they have a crush? How do they know/act?

Aidma: She’ll be blushing more around them. When she gets even just a simple complement she’ll go shy mode. But she can still interact with them casually of course. She’d most likely find out about the crush when she’s taking one of her nature walks. Shy complement giver but she wants to show that she notices the little things about her crush. 

Najlynn: Smiley smiley :). She’ll be your little comedian. She makes people fall for her through her jokes for the most part. She’d give you complements confidently a good amount too~

D is for Date: describe an ideal date for them

Both: They don’t really have date ideals just as long as both sides enjoy the time spent together that’s enough for them ❤ 

E is for Essential: what is one thing they could NEVER go without

Aidma: Well,,, support. trauma still haunts her to this day and she appreciates every bit of support she gets. I don’t think she’d still be here if she hadn’t had support.... 

Najlynn: Her close friends that understand her thick and through. They are her shields from the hate she gets for just being her (because she’s  pan-sexual and poly-amorous).

F is for Favorite: a favorite anything- food, place, smell, book, etc.

Aidma: Spicy chips are one of her favorite snacks. Any lake/pond is a favorite place of her’s. wood, flowing water and however Zeus smells are her favorite scents. :> Her favorite books are academia books. 

Najlynn: Macaroons with whipped cream and coffee is her favorite snack. Cafes, parks and board walks are her favorite places. Flowers, books, freshly gritted coffee beans and grass are her favorite scents. Her favorite books are also academia books (but she leans towards light and romantic academia books). 

G is for Giggle: how they laugh/what makes them laugh

Aidma: Usually it starts out soft and she’ll be covering her mouth but it goes further it’d get a a bit louder and she’ll be clutching her stomach. Sometimes she just bursts out in loud laughter but tbh its rare. 

Najlynn: She always purses her lips before laughing. always. And she never holds back, she can sometimes be the loudest laugher which can sometimes cause people to look at her weirdly but she never notices it.

Both: They both snort a bit in their laughs and i find that really cute uwu

H is for Holding Hands: Do they like holding hands? Are their hands warm or cold? Pinky promises?

Aidma: Y E S PLZ. her hands are warm uwu. also a big yes for pinky promises. Pinky promises are extremely important to her and if you break it then you break a lil piece of her :( 

Najlynn: handholding is such a cute thing to do in her eyes so yes. her hands are actually cold! Pinky promises she sees as cute childish things to do. she usually doesn’t take them seriously but if the other person takes them seriously then she will too. 

I is for Inside Joke: something they do that everyone thinks is funny but they don’t understand

Aidma: When she’s mad at Zeus she’ll call him pin-chan or pinny just because he hates it. He said “those are to much of childish names” for him lol. He especially hates it when its in front of people. 

Najlynn: She likes adding the word girl in the most serious of sentences. ex “I am sorry for the death of your father girl”. Some kind of dark humor that is..... 

J is for Jinx: Are they Superstitious?

Both: No, they usually make fun of superstitious people together. 

K is for Kiss: how do they kiss?

Aidma: usually soft, and full of emotions. They leave you with a nice fluttery feeling. But when she’s horni she’ll be very passionate and you’ll be left to have to catch your breath. 

Najlynn: itty bitty kisses and even though they were little, because there were so much you have to catch your breath. 

L is for Love Languge: what is their love language? How do they give and how would they like to receive love?

Aidma: whether subtle or not, she gives constant reminders that she loves them. gifts, hand holding, cuddles, hugs and ect are her ways of expressing love. But she prefers to be shown love physically. You don’t even have to say the words to her, but affectionate touches are her favorite way of getting love.She also likes looking into the eyes of her lover lovingly and seeing the same look on their face looking at her (even tho she’s really shy about this).

Najlynn: She likes whispering sweet nothings to her lover and seeing their reaction. That’s her favorite way of showing love. She also likes getting shown physical affection.

M is for Meant to be: how/when they know someone is “the one”

Aidma: That when she spends time with them, it seems to go by so fast. That’s honestly what she really wants with someone. 

Najlynn: That they’re okay with how she wants the relationship to be and it actually ends up working out. it never seems to work out with any body like this and she just wants someone who is cool with being in a polyamorous relationship. 

N is for Nickname: a nickname they would have or their favorite thing to be called

Aidma: her nicknames are: Adi, Didi/Di, Dia and, Mani

Najlynn: her nicknames are: Naji, Naj, Nana, JeJe (its pronounced zhe zhe) DISCLAIMER: NEVER CALL NAJLYNN, LYNN. just don’t. She hates it and will end up breaking your arm if you do. 

O is for Organization: are they clean or messy?

Aidma: clean for the most part, sometimes she is a little messy but later she’d end up cleaning it up. But she can get really messy on stressful days.

Najlynn: I mean, she’s kinda messy but her sister always ends up nagging her to clean up after herself so she ends up cleaning it up. 

P is for Pet Peeve: What’s something they absolutely CAN’T stand?

Aidma: Strangers and non close friends who don’t get personal space. and constant small noises(like the ticking of a clock).

Najlynn: Being asked personal questions from non close people. like yeah she’s an open person but not that open. 

Q is for Quiet: What do they do for peace of mind

Aidma: Nature walks, eat sugary foods, cuddle with her lover or get her emotions out by drawing

Najlynn: Scents really have a calming affect on her so she’d try to go somewhere that has one of her favorite scents. cuddling with someone also calms her pretty well.

S is for Soft: Describe their softest feature

Aidma: smile, laughter, basically her whole body. :3

Najlynn: her voice is loud but somehow soft?? idk how to explain it. her lips look so soft when she smiles i wouldn’t be mad if u wanted to kiss her right there when she smiles. 

T is for Telephone: are they a talker or a texter? How often do they use their phone? (modern au ofc)

Aidma: she switches btw liking to talk over the phone/facetime/txting. Usually, she doesn’t use her phone much, like around 1h some days or 5h other days. depends 

Najlynn: She likes txting better. sometimes she likes to facetime but its rare tbh. she uses her phone a lot, like around 7h. 

U is for Unique: a random quirk they have

Aidma: not really a quirk but she mocks ppl’s voices a lot. 

Najlynn: She can tell someone’s relationship with their family by first glance. lol idk how i thought of that.

V is for Valentine: Are they the type to celebrate or not?

Aidma: Even when she didn’t have Zeus by her side she loved valentines day. Although she did get a bit jealous of the happy couples she was happy for them.

Najlynn: Surprisingly, no. She doesn’t have any ill feelings towards it, she just doesn’t care for it.

W is for Wholesome: something extremely pure about them that makes you just *uwu*

Aidma: I know I already said this but she loves physical affection and imagining some Fluffy Adius scenarios really warms my heart 🥰

Najlynn: She’s just soo understanding!! I adore her for her supportive side. 

X is for Xenia: How they would entertain a guest/show hospitality

Both: Cook some bomb food and sweets, (modern au prt) and offer to turn on the tv. lol but they’d probably talk over the tv.

Y is for Youth: A fond childhood memory they have

Aidma: uh............................................... okay well.......... when she first met her older sister (Amalie) They were in hiding but here’s the thing, they had Iasona who was still a baby at the time with them cuz Iaso’s mother had been killed right after she had birthed Iaso and then Iaso had been thrown out left to die. But Amalie found her and took care of her. After a a year and a few months when Amalie found Adi they decided to go into hiding and Adi thinks that time in hiding, taking care of Iasona was “a calm in the cruel storm”.   

Najlynn: meeting her little siblings for the first time. She immediately adored them all.

Z is for Zzz: Sleep habits. Do they cuddle in their sleep? Talk? What do they dream about?

Aidma: She’s the biggest sleep cuddler. She doesn’t talk in her sleep (she’s quite happy for it). Nightmares unfortunately happen at least every week for her but her dreams are usually either totally chaos or, its of what she wanted her childhood to be. 

Najlynn: Sometimes she’ll cuddle but it’s not often. Yeah she does talk in her sleep (when she and Adi have to camp out on a mission her sleep talking annoys Adi to no end(cuz she’s do damn loudd))  Sometimes she has visions in her sleep but she never remembers them. When she does have nightmares, they’re creepy asf. Her dreams usually have clouds in them for some reason idk y. 

[glowcharm]

collection of memories abt my pearl team

bc i love my babies and i love talking abt my babies

CHAHIKO (Chatot)

-Chahiko was female in my canon!

-She was very soft and very poofy. Very cuddly too!

-I got her as an egg whenever Palmer left, he gave her to me and she hatched and became one of my best friends (alongside Dia)

-She did the “kiss kiss” thing birds do a lot, it was cute

-She liked to sit on my shoulders. It made her feel tall.

-However her lil talons were....Very sharp and she left a lot of scratches on my arms and shoulders!

CHIMHIKO (Infernape)

-He was such a sweet baby I loved him....I hugged him a lot

-He was VERY strong and could easily carry me

-As a Chimchar he sat on my head quite a bit

-I sometimes did practice fighting with him and would end up with bruises on my stomach because he had strong punches

RAYHIKO (Luxray)

-Big boy........Soft boy....

-Okay but he was honestly Huge whenever he was laying down I’d lean against his belly and like. I could use him as a pillow. 

-I hugged him a lot and kinda just buried my face in his fluffy mane he was super soft

ZELHIKO (Buizel)

-My beautiful angry son..

-Once we got closer he would kinda wrap himself around my neck/shoulders like a scarf. It was cute

-He had VERY sharp teeths

DIGHIKO (Diglett)

-TINY BEAN SON

-i loved laying on the ground n giving him lil pets

-he loved to dig around my feet, i kept almost falling sometimes bc he’d dig right in front of me bc he was excited

-im 90% sure he had fur bc he was very soft

TAUHIKO (Tauros)

-was a big gentle sweetheart when not battling (he could be ruthless in fights tho)

-loved to bump his head against my chest affectionately

-he was Huge and i could lay on him as well

-i loved petting him and kissing him on the nose he was a big sweetheart

[you-hungry-bro-blog]

Coffee Smith

Hai! Long time no see, tumblr.

Maafkeun gue belakangan udah jarang update, karena lagi sibuk banget. ea. dikejar2 deadline sana sini yang bikin gue mau nangis:( (padahal udah nangis) (ini kenapa gue jadi curhat)

anyway, happy fasting guyssssssssssssssssss. Dan sesuai janji gue di postingan sebelumnya, gue bakal ngereview salah satu tempat yang berlokasi di Jakarta.

Jeng jeng,

Lemme introduce you to...

Coffee Smith!

Coffee Smith ini udah cukup eksis namanya di Jakarta.

Selain kopi, dia juga nyediain makanan berat, dan punya roaster sendiri. Yep. They roasted their own beans.

Sebelom ngomongin makanan dan minumannya, intip2 dulu lah tempatnya kayak gimana.

Secara tempat, enak sih buat nongkrong2 lucu gitu baik sama temen ataupun buat me-time juga enak. Wifi kenceng. Wkwk. 

Lantai satu non-smoking.

And like the other common coffee shop, baristanya disini ramah2. bisa bangettt diajak ngobrol seputar kopi:3

Tempat roastingnya juga ada di lantai satu gengs.

Kemudian, lantai dua, which is lebih luas, dan disini ada area smokingnya.

Ini nih, Smoking Areanya.

That’s a lil bit about the place.

Now, let’s talk about their menu.

Jadi, gue mesen Mocchacino, Manual Brew (OF COURSEEEE), dan Coffee Rubbed Chicken Steak.

Mocchacino, enak. Ga terlalu pait, coklatnya berasa tapi ga nutupin rasa dari kopinya gitu loh. enak pokoknya. enak.

Manual Brew, disini manual brewnya cuma ada V60 dan Kalita Wave. But mostly V60, kalitanya jarang2. 

Nah, kebetulan pas gue kesini lagi ada si special beans, Geisha.

Geisha ini juga dipatok dengan harga yang berbeda, ga kayak beans2 yang lain. 

Kenapa sih kok gitu? Kenapa disebut special beans? Sampe harganya pun juga beda?

Here’s the answer.

Geisha itu beans grade cupping score 90+

Cupping score itu biasanya mencari kompleksitas, balance, atau semua rasa yang ada di dalem kopi, kalo misalnya dapet hasil akhir 90+, berarti kopi itu udah mendekati perfect atau diatas rata2, makanya hargana tinggi karena emang kompleks (balance, fragrance, acidity, aroma, body, sweetness, flavor) rasa kopinya. 

Grade kopi berdasarkan nilai itu nanti bisa dikategorikan itu kopi komersil, specialty, atau yang lain.

Commodity Coffee: Kopi grade rata2, biasanya buat ke industri, pabrik, dan kopi sachet. 

Specialty Coffee: Kopi kualitas diatas rata2 yang biasanya diolah buat dijual khusus, biasanya di kedai kopi, cafe, dll. Yang harganya lebih mahal, karena kualitas (pastinya)

Geisha sendiri termasuk kopi yang mahal karena gradenya bagus, dan geisha termasuk varietas kopi yang susah buat dikembangin, perlu perlakuan khusus. 

Kurang lebih, begitulah, kenapa geisha spesial. kayak kamu. iya, kamu.

Dan emang harus gue akuin, si geisha ini enak. worth the price banget lah. 

Biasanya beans geisha dibandrol dengan harga 80-125rb pergelas. iya, pergelas. 

Tapi gue ga nyesel kok ngeluarin 83rb buat si geisha ini:( karena emang worth it banget.

Dan yang terakhir ini, Coffee Rubbed Chicken Steak.

Gue mesen ini karena penasaran, dari namanya aja udah keliatan menarik gitu. 

Dari namanya, udah jelas lah, ini steak ayam, yang dibalurin pake kopi. Unik kan?

Kentangnya enak dan sedikit ada manis2nya gitu sih.

Steak ayamnya uenaaakk poolll!!! 

Kopinya berasa, tapi ga pait gitu ih ku suka sekali, pas pokoknya.

Ayamnya sendiri pun juga gak kering. 

Juicy.

Enak.

So flavorful.

Enak bgt pokoknya woi, dan agak manis gitu karena suka kecampur manis dari si saladnya.

A must try menu!

Asli sih, kalo mau kesini kalian harus bgt nyoba steak ayam ini. 

Nah, disini juga disediain Tap Water. 

Kalo aus, abis makan steak ayam misalnya, bisa langsung ambil tap water ini, gratis kok. wkwk.

Okay, I think that’s all. Hehe. 

If you want to visit them, here’s the address:

Jl. Duren Tiga Raya No.19, RT.8/RW.5, Duren Tiga, Pancoran, Kota Jakarta Selatan, Daerah Khusus Ibukota Jakarta 12760.

Mereka buka dari jam 7 pagi sampe jam 9 malem.

Selamat mencoba!!! 

PS: For the next place, gue akan mereview antara sebuah tempat di Tangerang, atau Bogor. Tergantung kira2 gue sempetnya kemana dulu. Wkwk.

See you on the next post:)

[ask-court-of-darkness]

Dia,I promise not to tell anyone. So...can I look for mushrooms with you more often? Like..not everyday but once a week?

-Harmony

I…. I suppose that could perhaps be arranged.

We shall start meeting at the entrance of the forest. Wear something comfortable and do not be late meeting me, or I shall go off without you.

[ask-court-of-darkness]

Oh Dia, I am friendly to everyone. As long you are not mean to me then I will be nice to you or anyone. Plus you don't seem so bad. I think there is more to you than what you appear. Plus you let me hold Linos twice and that makes me happy. So that means you find me at least tolerable! Right?

-Harmony

Hmph. Yes.

Tolerable.

I suppose you are not too noisy as to be unbearable to be around… But see that you don’t tell anyone I’ve said this! Especially Jay.

[ask-court-of-darkness]

Aw...sorry for being too friendly Dia... I just think you are cool and want to be your friend.

-Harmony

I… I do not have friends.

People avoid me, and I do the same with them.

It makes no sense to me, why you would not want to avoid me. Why are you so…. so….

friendly?

[ask-court-of-darkness]

Oh Dia, it's just a silly joke! It's harmless and silly. I thought you would like it because mushrooms. I have more if you want me to tell you more! :D

-Harmony

Why must you be so enamored with me??

Why not bother Toa or such? I do not understand women. Why must I be your constant source of companionship??

This cannot be true, surely…

I must be mistaken.

[ask-court-of-darkness]

Dia! I have a joke for you! :3

How much space does a mushroom take up?

As mushroom as possible!

-Harmony

Was that supposed to be funny??

I suppose it was not altogether in poor taste, however…. your sense of humor is very peculiar.

[ask-court-of-darkness]

Dia, how many times have you have your heart broken?

I assure you I have no idea what you mean. My heart is for me only.

[you-hungry-bro-blog]

Dailydose Coffee & Eatery

Dinamakan Dailydose dengan harapan customer dapat memenuhi kebutuhan hariannya disini. Seperti kopi, main course, dessert, dll (mana tau jodoh juga dapet)

It’s a very cozy place to chill and have a lil chit-chat with your friends.

Ambience buat nugas sendirian pun (kan lu pasti pada jomblo) juga enak. Wifinya kenceng kok santai.

Mereka punya dua lantai.

Lantai pertama, non-smoking area.

They have plenty of good books to read as well.

Dan lantai kedua, smoking area.

First things first, karena gue abis dempet2an di kereta, pengep, jadi aus dan pengen yang seger2, gue memutuskan untuk mesen Lemon Berry.

Ngeliat namanya aja udah seger gitu, makanya gue pesen itu.

Seger bgt kan liatnya. Ah.

Lemon Berry ini minuman rasa lemon dan strawberry.

Rasanya? rasanya seger, rasa segernya didapetin dari si lemonnya, walau pas diminum lebih dominan rasa strawberry dibanding rasa lemon. Tapi tetep, menyegarkan.

Udah aus, laper juga dong gue.

For the main course, I ordered Stuffed Chicken Breast with Potato Wedges.

dada ayam yang diisi dengan jamur, paprika, wortel, etc.

terus ada kentangnya.

sama special saucenya.

It looks so juicy but once you digged in, it’s a little bit dry in your mouth, but the special sauce covered the dry taste in your mouth sooo it’s not a big problem tho.

Rempah2nya sih berasa bangetttt, enaena. 

Potato wedgesnya so gooooodddd i love it! bener2 flavorful, ga hambar.

Special saucenya pun juga, beneran special.

Overall, it’s good.

Okay, besides that, of course, I ordered some coffee.

Disini metode manual brewnya ada; V60, French Press, Aeropress, Kono, Clever Dripper, Japanese Ice drip, dan Flat Bottom.

Clever Dripper itu gabungan dari metode Immersing & Dripper.

Immersing itu kopi yang direndam (seperti french press) dan dripper (tetesan) seperti V60.

Japanese Ice Drip, kurang lebih kayak V60 tapi menggunakan es batu.

Flat Bottom, seperti kalita wave, dengan bentuk corong yang berbeda (flat).

Dan gue memutuskan untuk mesen dengan cara Clever Dripper, menggunakan beans ini.

Ini pas kopinya di rendem dulu dalam jangka waktu tertentu.

Aaandddd, it’s done!

Soal rasa kopinya, ya karena kopi itu tipikal dan berbeda2, disini gue no comment sih. enak mah pasti, namanya juga doyan wkwk.

Dan gue mesen S’mores Cheese Cake buat nemenin kopi gue, kasian kan kalo dia sendirian. :(

Itu sendok sama pisaunya buat bercandaan doang kok, makannya tetep pake sendok kecil wkwk. 

Clever drippernya juga belom diangkat, servingnya ga kayak gitu selow. normal kok normal.

S’mores Cheese Cake,

ENAK BGT PARAHHHHH, ONCE AGAIN, I LOVE IT! :”)

Gue kira tuh tadinya bakal manis banget kan, because basically it has marshmallow on it.

Ternyata ngga, ga bikin eneg karena ga begitu manis. Balance antara sweet & savorynya.

Seriously this is the best cheesecake I’ve ever tasted.

Cream cheesenya tuh, terbaik, ga manisssss bangetttt, masih dapet rasa cheesenya.

Pie crustnya juga renyah banget tapi gak bikin kering di mulut, manis pula, ah gila pas deh pokoknya woi mau lagi wkwk.

For the menu, here you go.

If you want to stop by, here’s their address

Jl. Achmad Adnawijaya No. 141 A, Bogor Utara, Tegal Gundil, Bogor Utara, Kota Bogor, Jawa Barat 16152

Okay, that’s all.

Sneak-peek for the next place, I’m gonna review something located in Jakarta. 

Thanks for reading,

See you on the next post!

Have a nice Sunday y’all.